Saturday night, I sit in my living room, hear some rumbling outside. Curious, I go to my office window and see two men in full camoflauge fatigues climbing out from the pit below the window.
I open the window.
"Gentlemen," I say, "What are you doing?" I say.
Instead of running, they earnestly exclaim,
"Well...there were these girls...they were NINJAS...we had to run from them!"
Onnnnnnly here. Camouflaged men running from Ninja women.