A word to the wise, from the unwise. If you're an old man and don't usually drink Mountain Dew, don't start by drinking one can at 5:00pm and another at 9:00pm after a long day of ministry. Why, you ask? Because you will be up until midnight, feeling wide awake, when you really need sleep. So, don't. (Not that I know anything about this.)
Dew used to be my study juice in college- I totally understand! One time I drank like four cans in one night and felt sick for days. They should change the phrase to "spew the dew" in those cases.
Posted by: visco | December 12, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Josh,
Just accept you love us. We love you. This relationship was made in heaven.
Mountain Dew
Posted by: Dave B. | December 12, 2005 at 09:33 AM
Haha! Four cans? Four cans is what I have for breakfast! DewKnight.com - I do the Dew!
Posted by: DewKnight | March 27, 2006 at 06:50 AM