



Friends, it was a very bad day. I had a close brush with death, and I feared for my very life.
Last Thursday, I sat at my desk, window open, curtains flapping in the breeze. The sun shone in, and it was nearly 70 degrees outside. I was sweating, because New Jersey doesn't allow the air conditioning to be turned on until May 1st. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the morning. Or...I was enjoying the morning.
As I sat, working at my computer, all of a sudden, I heard a loud buzzzzzing. I looked for the source of the buzz, but couldn't find anything, so I went back to my work. A few seconds later, buzzzzzzzz. It was then that I saw an ominous shadow of some gigantic insect flying between my curtain and my open window. I scolded the culprit, "Don't you dare....don't you dare come any further." He teased me for a few seconds, then he slowly lowered his beastly body under the curtain and into my plain view. Curse.
This mammoth of a creature, as large as a Sacajawea dollar coin, was none other than a General in the Bumble Bee Rebellion. (Have you read what these beasts can do?! Monsters.) How dare he come in my room?! He disobeyed my command to stay away, so I knew that I had to do something to fight this rebel. I am not a violent man. So what did I do?
I did what every real man would do. I grabbed a stick.
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