Blog Vulner-bility: My Open Letter to -d-m Cle-vel-nd.

De-r -d-m Cle-ker,

Bec-use of this post on his blog, from henceforth, I refuse to use the first letter of the -lph-bet.

Using -n -ddition-l "-" in one's spelling of the Cle-velnd n-me is so...well...extr-vg-nt, so 1998.  I prefer simplicity. 

-d-m, the bl-t-nt misspelling of my n-me on your little blog is offensive -nd hurtful.  You know th-t I -m just -bout to finish CPE, so I -m re-lly in touch with my emotions.  -d-m, I feel -ngry when you purposefully misspell my n-me.  I underst-nd th-t you h-ve - need to hold some sort of power over me, -nd I need you to never ever do th-t -g-in.  (Or I'll punch you in the neck.)

I -lso feel gl-d, though, th-t I won the Leigh N-sh CD f-ir -nd squ-re.  Through lots of investig-tion -nd persistence, I found -ll the needed inform-tion.  Th-nks, bro.

It feels good to be freed from the tyrr-ny of the first letter of the -lph-bet.  Everyone should try it.

T-ke th-t, Cle-ker.

W-rmest reg-rds,
Joshu- Clevel-nd

Comments

[sanderai]

The punch you in the neck part made me laugh this strange cackling belly laugh... mostly because of the visual.

[Evan]

Well done and kudos good sir.

[Cleave]

Well done?! Well done?! What??!?!!?

[sarah]

nice. very funny. i'm impressed.