Here's the deal. No joke, since I was about 20, pretty much on a bi-weekly basis, I meet someone -- at school, on the street, at church, in the hospital, whenever -- and I'll hear those words..."Hey Josh, has anyone ever told you that you look like...?"
Usually, these people are trying to be nice, trying to make small-talk, trying to make some connections. OK, I get that. Sometimes, though, I get the die-hards, the people who, when inquiring, get the crazy "oh-my-gosh-I-bet-no-one-has-ever-told-you-this-before-and-this-will-change- your-life, Josh" look in their eyes.

Most commonly, people ask, "Hey Josh, has anyone ever told you that you look like Robin Williams?" After I give them the usual polite grin mixed with the look of death, just about the time my eye stops twitching, I will say, "You know, they have!" When some perceptive
folks gather that I don't quite take this as a compliment, they often say something to the effect of, "Oh, you know...you look like a young Robin Williams." It's not that I don't see the similarity, but omehow, I find no solace in being told that I am a dead ringer for hairy old Mork from stinkin' Ork. But, I take it.
On a less frequent basis, people will say, "Hey Josh, has anyone ever told you that you look like Quentin Terantino?" Sigh. "You know, they have!" This is even less of a compliment to me. You're telling me that I look like this guy on the left. Sweet. Thanks. (Actually, I do have some fond memories of being compared to QT...when I counseled some amazing goth high school guys at a camp, they put a huge poster outside of our cabin, asking people to vote on which celebrity I look most like. Ha.)
I am usually patient with such well intentioned folk, but on my less Christian days, I want to ask women (any woman), "Hey ______, has anyone ever asked you if you look like Dolly Parton?!" And to the men (any man), I want to ask, "Hey ______, has anyone ever told you that you look like Richard Simmons?"
Simply because of how cool and smart and edgy he is, I can take the "Hey Josh, has anyone ever told you that you look like Bono?" I often reply, "You know? They have, and you know what? I am Bono." No one has believed me. Yet.
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